Permalink Reply by Rico on November 25, 2008 at 11:08pm
BT3, Knoppix, and Whoppix are not three different operating systems. They're all script kiddy mutations for people who can't code or hack their way out of their own underwear.
And what the fuck is a 'hack quest'? Do you put on your thick glasses, a cape, and run around telling people how badass of a hacker you are?
Get over the image, read the stickies, whatever you have to do to stop looking like such a goddam poser.
Hack quest you say?! Why you have come to the right wizard for such advice good knight! I am Mentock the Magnificant, and my specialty is Windows 95 spells. A basic procedure for me personally is to gather a strong group of young warriors who dare to face battle with the dark forces of the interwebs. A few regulars in my travels includes Baine the Botherder, Craydon the Cunning, and Larry the RFI dude. Usually before setting out on our adventures we will travel around town to collect goods, which is harder than it seems since Larry can't seem to roll the dice high enough to get anything more than a rabid gerbil and a case of the clap (forcing me to cast lvl 16 get-Larry-antibiotics before we even make it out). Finally after our departure we encounter endless foes and google searches before we reach our destination. For example our last hack quest was the dark kingdom Quilts & More owned by the dastardly prince of darkness himself, Prince Valtore, to retrieve the Holy Database of CCz. Baine gathered the few remaining members of his Orc army that weren't already busy sending out letters on the latest penis enlargement cream, Craydon was busy in our IRC channel complaining about the recent falling out with his girlfriend on Second Life, I was attempting to cast lvl 18 Acunetix-scan but my mana kept running low and giving me a blue screen of infinite doom, while Larry was busy attempting to use his low level carpentry skills to build a door in the side of the wall that we could attempt to walk through. In the end we left without the Holy Database of CCz in hand, but I assure you young warrior victory will one day be ours.